what should i write about? (please give me suggestions)

i could write about:

1. A giant rainbow fish
2. that last day of school
3. spaghetti
4. genies
5.tigers
6.the rip offs you get at the apple store
7. when you accidentally delete your 1000 word college essay
8. the harlem shake
9. athleticism
10.  (this one is my favorite) . . . ME! (jk , I'm not THAT self centered)

literary essay

Literary Essay

have you ever been so desperate for love, that you enrolled in a French class, and made up French words to impress a girl? hopfully you haven't, but victor from the book seventh grade has. You will learn about how he can be so desperate right here!

Victor promised himself that he get Theresa to be his girl. apparently, Victor thinks that he would impress Theresa, and she would want to go out with him for something so small. Victor had to find a way to impress Theresa. He was going to be in French class with Theresa, and that have him a chance to show off. Mr.bueller asked if anyone knew French. victor raised his hand, wanting to impress Theresa. the teacher beamed and said, "tres bien. paralez-vous francais?" Victor didn't know what to say.

when victor steps up to speak French in front of the class, he feels he will impress Theresa and everything will be fine.that is until Mr.bueller asks him a question he should answer in FRENCH! Victor is speechless and doesn't know what to say. but he has to say something. so he makes up words that sound frenchie to play it off. the class grew very silent and eyes were all around him.

victor realizes that he really likes Theresa and he really wanted to impress her. it says he was "sweaty with shame" (58). He feels he failed at his attempt of getting Theresa to be his girl and that he didn't impress her. he had one problem and the same emotion - shameful that he didn't have Theresa. but they are still friends. I guess victor wanted more than that, but never got it. I would say to bad for him, but he was so brave to stand in front of class and make a good impression. that tells that he would do almost anything for Theresa.

In seventh grade, victor realizes that he would do anything for the love from Theresa. he needed some way to impress her. he is desperate for love, so he does his best to look for signs that Theresa likes him. Victor has never felt so in love, confident, and brave to say the fake French words.

finally!

school has finally come to an end 

it's time to say our see you laters

but never goodbye

we'll always be together

and unite as one

we are the joberts team

once a jobert

always a joberts

no matter what

WHAT THE HECK!?!?!

WHAT THE HECK COULD BE UNDER MY BED RIGHT NOW?!?!

1. my dentist ( to make sure that i don't cheat and brush my teeth only for 1 min. and 59 seconds )
2. man eating, flesh ripping, eye ball stabbing, taco
3. the snake that followed me home from the zoo
4. an army of spiders that will come out to scare the living lagoons out of me
5. the grinch: that would be bad... real bad
6. cute little fluffy unicorn that will eat my face off when i wonder it's there and try to pet it
7. bob from therapy because he is learning that hiding under people's beds is not cool
8. that mysterious guy in our class that always stares at you real hard when you ask a question
9. a cracked iPhone that no one cares about so he decides to come back for revenge
10. my friend that i forgot about when we were playing hide and seek

Why?

Why does the earth spin?

Why does the moon grin?

Why is it hot in summer?

Why is white a color?

Why is gas so expensive?

Why are lawyers so defensive?

Here is my answer: Google it :)